Five year phase-in plan for „EuroEnglish“
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty‘s government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase in plan that would be known as „EuroEnglish“. In the first year, „s“ will replace the soft „c“. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard „c“ will be dropped in favour of the „k“. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome „ph“ will be replaced with the „f“. This will make words like „fotograf“ 20% shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent „e“s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away. By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing „th“ with „z“ and „w“ with „v“. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary „o“ kan be dropd from vords kontaining „ou“ and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a realy sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand each ozer ZE DREAM VIL FINALI KUM TRU! Wiz ze best vishes Ist zwar schon alt, ich les es aber trotzdem immer wieder mal gerne. Wenn ich gerade so über Delfin nachdenke, frage ich mich in welchem Jahr des Fünf Jahres Planes für "EuroDeutsch" wir gerade sind. Nachtrag 1: Habe den Text mal früher per E-Mail erhalten, ohne groß nachzudenken, von wem er ist. Hier die Antwort: Mark Twain. A simplified alphabet, (This article, written during the autumn of 1899, was about the last writing done by Mark Twain on any impersonal subject.) Danke für die Frage an Shinaozi. Digital_Data
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Kannte ich schon. Da braucht man ein Navi für den Kreisverkehr. Die drehen halt im Uhrzeigersinn im Kreisverkehr, während wir gegen den Uhrzeigersinn fahren.
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